Bits of my muse are missing!!!

Its nearly back, been rescued, but theres some holes in it still - looks a bit like this:

Eyes have been cast over news-sites, fronts of papers in the shop - but nothings jumping out.

Need a topic....been way too long since I wrote a rant/article.

Answers on a postcard to:

chrisglos
c/o Heres the e you wanted
Blogland
Interspacewebthingymajigplace

....that on the 24th day of the 3rd month, the prophecy was to be fulfilled. And chrisglos would come down from the mountains, traverse the desert plains, scale the winding path and place his head at the mercy of the guardians of the scissors.

And thus, the heavens did open, weeping tears of joy unto the area.

(* Translated from the latin - Im havin me hair cut at goddam last!)