Well, another gloriously wet Monday rolls around, and the great weekend fast becomes a distant memory.
As seems to be my new tradition, here are just some of things I learned and did this weekend, and this morning:
- Oh dear god, they make burberry chav hairbands. Not that Ive got one, just that I saw one. Mmmm, nice. I also reckon that successive generations will evolve so that their fingers mutate to grow sovereign shaped lumps on them...
- Less is, indeed, more
- Swimming is great - especially with giant inflatable slides. Move over pipsqueak, its my turn!
- Planet Earth - wow, 100 metre high mounds of bat droppings in caves; I dung believe it (sorry). Two types of water? cool. Caves are scary.
- Olives maketh the sandwich - well, that and bucket loads of cheese, salad, and big bread. Bring it on.
- This week is National Health week. Hmmm, Ill try my best.
- In the main, people wont laugh at me if I dance (well, only if I dont do that dance, lol)Especially when youre pretty drunk, with some great cheesy music and stuff
- If you type the word 'failure' into Google, the biography of George W Bush is the first response.
- Ive lost weight - 6lb (ish), thats got to be a dress size, lol. Getting close to looking cute? lol.
- Started the week as I mean to go on - yoghurt and a nana for brekkie.
- Apparently, lots of orang-utans are under threat from our increased use of palm oil from non-sustainable resources. Used in things from crackers to chocolate to fish fingers.
- Ive finally had my haircut - apparently I look a touch like Will Young again, rather than a yeti. Which is very nice.
- Today is Snooky Lansons birthday (I have no idea either, but its a great name)
- When planning to do some clothes washing, its a good idea to actually have some washing tablets. The inside-out boxers look is so last year...
- Stairway To Heaven was voted to have the greatest geeeetar solo ever.
- With any luck, something good should arrive in the post today or tomorrow
- Allegedly, giraffes cant cough?
- ...and, apparently Tom Pembriton is a geek - or so says the graffiti on a pillar outside a shopping centre. Im making no judgements, I dont know the fellow.
Well, I think that will do for now, dont you? Just something to keep my fingers working..