Well, its lunchtime so thought my fingers could do with some exercise - and seeing as the toilet is occupied, the only other option is to write something...

Lets start with the magazines and newspapers, gotta love 'em:

Spotted on the front cover of 'More' -

Whilst waiting in the train station this morning, I glanced at the front of 'More' (what can I say - I'm metrosexual! I didnt buy it though...yet) and a wonderfully absurd headline jumped out at me:

'I went nightclubbing...and woke up with no legs'

I thought it might have been a metaphor at first, but the accompanying picture did indeed show two prosthetics. Bizarre, funny in a sick way, but Im sure not for the lady involved.

And the politically correct wonder why we stereotype -

In a newspaper today there is an article about a young lady who, whilst already being banned from driving, picked up a subsequent ban for drink driving - whilst horrendously over the limit. On her court appearance she was jostled and restrained after kicking ushers, pelting eggs at reporters and police, and generally being a little b*tch.

She was 12 when she was first banned, and 14 now.

Oh, and the picture that went with it? Nice collection of sovereigns and other cack adorning the left hand.

Hmmm...

Ironic readers letter of the week -

In the same newspaper, a letter from a disgruntled member of the public urging us to take stock of the current bird flu panic.

Her name? Miss Nightingale.

And heres whats happening in my world today

- I finally have work to do.

- Ive finally finished the first draft of a poem to submit. Quite chuffed with it so far.

- The white part of your fingernail is called the lunula.

- My letter arrived, so Im going to be making some phone calls today.

- I have a photo of woody allen

- Spotted a car sticker: 'Jesus is for life, not just christmas.' Sod off.

- A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.

- The name 'raccoon' means 'scratches with his hand'. I loved the raccoons, especially cedric sneer.

- I must remember to buy some butter and washing tablets today. Running out of pants, and nothing to spread on my bread. Damn.

- Im still laughing at a Family Guy joke.

- Apparently 64 other people in the uk share my name.

- Its time I did some housework and cleaning. Out with the pinny...

Anything else anybody would like to know? lol