Mark Morrison. What a c**t.

However, bizarrely, with the return of the twat comes a very good quote. Dont know if its his, but I liked it anyway. (Im in one of my inspirational hours, as opposed to being random and thinking perverted thoughts)

"...the greatest possession we have as a people, is the next 24 hours in front of us."

I like the jist (gist? sod it...sentiment) behind it.

----------

Which brings me neatly on to tomorrow - so looking forward to it:

Trains!
Packed lunch and snacks!
Fishes and watery creature things!
Hopefully a sunny esplanade! (My word of the week!)
Shopping!
Cinema!
Hoorah!

Many happy returns to Russell Crowe, Jackie Chan, Francis Ford Coppola, (Sir) David Frost and William Woodsworth. Im sure the site should have said Wordsworth. Unless its the lesser known William Woodsworth, bovine gynecoligist. And I shouldnt really say many happy returns either. Kind of rubbing it in a bit now that he is dead.

On this day in 1864 the first camel race was held in America, in Sacramento, California. And since then, dual-lumped creatures seem to be a regular feature in that area.

And it was also on this day in 1998 that George Michael was arrested in a public restroom in Beverly Hills for lewd conduct.
...which was bizarrely thirteen years to the day that Wham! became the first Western act to play China.

...quite why those facts needed sharing I dont know.

And as its Friday, Id like to share this proverb:

"Flies never visit an egg that has no crack"

Yes...exactly...