There is an old proverb that reads:
Just because your pot noodle is cold, it doesnt mean there is no hot water in the kettle.
Yes...think about it.
So, where was I? Ah yes, glorious Friday. It would be so much better if at 5pm a bell went, and everybody grabbed their satchels and ran out the building to go play. Im going to lobby for it.
Heres whats been happening in my news this week:
- No matter how enticing and quaint the pub may look, if its called 'The Jolly Farmer' then Im staying well clear.
- I just used the word well. Twice now if you count the last sentence. Thats still 50 times less than the chavvy teenage girl did in the space of a ten minute conversation on the train the other day. It was well annoying.
- Following in the great tradition of other Christophers, discovery has been the name of the game this week. In self and in surroundings. Did you know that the road with Pet Smart on leads to the crossroads? Or that the college was actually closer than I thought? No of course you dont as you have no idea what Im talking about. Didnt see any ducks though which was disappointing.
- The man with the strangest hair in the world is back in town.
- Ive not seen an Otto Spunkmeyer lorry for a while. If youve ever seen one, Im sure you agree with me that its funny.
- The theatre have STILL not got back to me.
- I can make a squelchy 'wet whoopee cushion' sound on the left side of my mouth but not the right.
- For some bizarre reason, normal coffee takes twice as long as decaffinated does to dispense from the vending machine at work.
- Im really upset that I like the new LLCoolJ song. Its good old skool hip hop, but ITS GOT J-LO on it. I dont know how I can live with myself.
- I worked out the other day that Ive been accused of looking like at least 9 different people. Apparently Im a chameleon, so Im going to post the lookalikes.
- I have exactly 2 hours left at work. Hoorah.
- Please please please please let me win the lottery tomorrow. Thank you.
- Oh, and I really love this chair: 
