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Survey for the bored 5: Snot a nice sight...

by chrisglos @ Tuesday, 25. Apr, 2006 - 14:05:09

Oh the things we think of when we've got a few idle moments. Especially in the little boys room.

I wonder - does EVERY toilet cubicle have the same Jackson Pollock-esque collage stuck to the back of the door?

You sit down, get yourself comfortable, make sure no-one is around to hear...sorry too much detail...and look at the back of the cubicle door - dozens of dried up boogers clinging to it like bats in a cave.

One can only imagine the hours being spent perfecting the fling angle and velocity needed to stick them on the door.

Therefore, the survey today is:

Does every cubicle have bogey wallpaper on it?

And are the womens the same?

Hmmm...I wonder whos they are?


 
 

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25/04/06 @ 14:35

What a charming idea!

There is only ever the odd one in our gents kazi, and the cleaners do tend to get them after a number of days (either that or they dry up and drop off)

The main problem we had a while back was the empty half bottles of Brandy sticking out of the ceiling tiles in the cubicles and the empty half bottles of vodka tucked around the back of the "throne" (well, everyone has to relax at work somehow I suppose)

Seems that the secret drinker(s) have moved on now, or we are applying a more pro-active recycling policy.

Ugg.

A little bit of sick just popped into the back of my throat...

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26/04/06 @ 14:23

Because women are made of sugar and spice, I've always imagined that the boogers in the women's cubicles are planted there by disaffected male youth.

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