What is work for, except to idle away those dull moments thinking about important things in life? (Football, shopping, where the phrase 'lukewarm' came from, what is that fluff in my toes)

So during one of these periods, and influenced by a film as usual, I got to thinking - what would I write as my own one sentence epitaph.

Being me, and not being able to make a decision, I started with two inspired by work and the modern technological age:

" I am currently out of the office "
" My new number is 666 "

But I think my final shortlist is:

" I was a contradiction "
" Androgynous antagonist "
" I was smiling on the inside "
" See you real soon "
and
" Now I finally lose some weight! "

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Whats yours?