Has it really been a month since my fingers last performed their merry dance on this keyboard?

Indeed it has. Wow, so it is true - there is life beyond the blog.

Lots of things have been happening recently, but I'm not going to tell you what they are - you'll just have to make them up. Answers on a postcard...

What's the most likely thing to see on a work colleagues desk, I wonder? I'm pretty certain that in a Family Fortunes poll 'half a plain baguette' wouldn't be in the top ten. I have no idea why it's there. Especially as they havent been in the office for a week.

Is the phrase 'accident waiting to happen' a bit of an oxymoron?

Shall I mention Steve Irwin? No, I dont think I will.

In other news, though:

Still frantically trying to find out who to call about ugly sheep sightings? Then fret no longer, your prayers have been answered here

Like hedgehogs? Of course you do, or are you a heartless bastard?
Hate McDonalds? Of course you do, or are you ignorant to destructive corporate practices?
Well, read this and cheer on a victory for our little spiky flea-ridden pals.