Sometimes I envy geeks. Sorry, fantasy gamers.
How wonderful it must be to construct and live in a make believe world that is better than the real one. I imagine that if you immerse yourself in that fantasy from dusk to dawn, it actually is a kind of reality.
I'm wondering whether my view into the hobbithole was another sign of my longing for escapism.
Last night, I was walking by a Games Workshop, and as seems to be the habit (or is that hobbit??!) in every one I pass, two of the staff were still sat in there after 8 o'clock. Like two drunks sharing a table, or the cop interviewing the suspect - sat there at either side of this immense, crafted landscape.
ShadowMaster and the Elvish Warrior, lost in their own little world.
Stubble and long unkempt hair? Check.
Rucksacks full of fantasy paraphernalia? Check.
Geek glasses, periodically returned to the bridge of the nose by a grubby, chubby digit? Check.
One can only imagine the conversations driving their battles through Middle Earth, the Shadowlands, or the Silver Mines, wherever they may have transported themselves. If you overheard without the benefit of seeing, you would probably dismiss them as two E-heads or care in the community cases.
"With the spell of Mirangoth I cast your feeble warriors into the fiery pits of Kalengor."
"But I am shielded from your spell, as I am cloaked in the ointment of ancient Elvish crimson bloodberry vines."
And so on.
God alone knows what time they stay there til each night. Or perhaps they live there, and when the moon rises to its highest point, they retreat to the basement with their knapsacks and potions, where they remain until sunrise.
Either that, or Mum picks them up in the peoplecarrier.
Ho-hum.












