...so, Mariah Carey is threatening legal action over a porn actress who uses the name Mary Carey (quite contrary, how much do you get paid to blow - I made that last bit up because I couldnt get the nursery rhyme out of my head).

Apparently 'The singer believes fans could get the two performers confused if Mary Carey's trademark application is successful.'

Finally, it seems Mariah has had a look in the mirror.

...there may be something wrong with me.

Not only have I put a christmas tree up this year (admittedly its only about 8 inches and pink. Easy now.)
Not only have I got lights up (admittedly not really christmas lights, just coincidentally happened to have some fairy lights lying about)

But, I've actually sent christmas cards to my family.

I feel dizzy.