I'd like to start a campaign to have a new verb / noun (voun? vern? norb?) recognised by the powers that be, and also brought into daily use.

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"To Daily Mail"
"I'm going all Daily Mail"
" Christ Jeffrey, you Daily Mailing again? Stop moaning"
etc

Description - make a statement or perform an action that denotes you are thinking or becoming a dull, anally retentive twat.

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Personal Example...I was walking home this evening and a guy had parked up in front of me. When he got out to get a ticket, the volume from his stereo was WAYYYYYY too loud. Before I could stop myself, I was thinking, 'surely thats not safe to be driving around like that, you cant hear a thing.' So, yes folks, without realising it, I was suddenly 'Daily Mailing'

So please, please, please add your support, name check where it came from and do your best to incorporate it into your daily speach from now on. Spread the word! Lets make history

(yes, I'm bored)

I'd like to start a campaign to have a new verb / noun (voun? vern? norb?) recognised by the powers that be, and also brought into daily use.

---

"To Daily Mail"
"I'm going all Daily Mail"
" Christ Jeffrey, you Daily Mailing again? Stop moaning"
etc

Description - make a statement or perform an action that denotes you are thinking or becoming a dull, anally retentive twat.

---

Personal Example...I was walking home this evening and a guy had parked up in front of me. When he got out to get a ticket, the volume from his stereo was WAYYYYYY too loud. Before I could stop myself, I was thinking, 'surely thats not safe to be driving around like that, you cant hear a thing.' So, yes folks, without realising it, I was suddenly 'Daily Mailing'

So please, please, please add your support, name check where it came from and do your best to incorporate it into your daily speech from now on. Spread the word! Lets make history

(yes, I'm bored)

I'd like to start a campaign to have a new verb / noun (voun? vern? norb?) recognised by the powers that be, and also brought into daily use.

---

"To Daily Mail"
"I'm going all Daily Mail"
" Christ Jeffrey, you Daily Mailing again? Stop moaning"
etc

Description - make a statement or perform an action that denotes you are thinking or becoming a dull, anally retentive twat.

---

Personal Example...I was walking home this evening and a guy had parked up in front of me. When he got out to get a ticket, the volume from his stereo was WAYYYYYY too loud. Before I could stop myself, I was thinking, 'surely thats not safe to be driving around like that, you cant hear a thing.' So, yes folks, without realising it, I was suddenly 'Daily Mailing'

So please, please, please add your support, name check where it came from and do your best to incorporate it into your daily speech from now on. Spread the word! Lets make history

(yes, I'm bored)

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...Being kept awake all night by what sounded like the Jolly Green Giant standing on my roof, pissing out the result of a 48 hour bender onto my window.

...Step outside at 7:20 am to be confronted by monsoons that disorientate me so much, I feel Ive just stepped out from the Shopkeepers changing room as Mr Benn, and am in some strange climate.

...Realise my shoes have holes in the heels.

...Walk down the constant slope from my house towards town, which has now become a 2 inch stream instead of pavement.

...Get to the coffee shop ready for opening to find out they are shut. Ten minutes later, cue a wet (not from the rain) teenager apologising profusely as the other member of staff has rang in sick, and because his mummy wont let him, he cant open on his own.

...Defeated, get even more wet en route to Sainsburys to find yet again there are 10 shelfstackers and 0 stacked shelves. Also spot sweaty teenager putting the bread rolls out IN BARE HANDS so decide not to risk getting a wart on my tongue.

But, I am now safely in the dry ready to start work, so the day is looking up already...