Its finally happened.

We're used to teenagers and kids falling foul of not only the chav phenomenon, but also turning into brash, bratty, expecting everything for nothing, give me give me, now now now little oiks.

And even pigeons are a bit on the 'what have you got for me, eh' side.

But I fear my little oasis of calm and my pleasant view of the world has coming crashing down around me.

I think the ducks have been hanging out with the pigeons too much and started learning bad habits.

I was aghast to see my favourite little creatures waddling around in front of me quacking out demands for food left, right and centre. Then waddling off with the duck version of 'kissy teeth' when they realised that none was forthcoming.

How could you noble, grateful creatures turn on us in this way....no!!!!

If I grow there will be trouble
Hair straighteners, fixing spray, hat wearing to keep it flat and straight, lots of preening. Not to mention sideburns turning 'pube-esque' if not regularly maintained.

BUT

Fab hair again.

If I shave it will be stubble
Well okay, I wasnt thinking of going that short again, but if I do go shorter, then wheres the length to do funky things with? But its maintainable, neat, and wont involve precious hours in front of the mirror each morning.

So come on and let me know.....should I shave or should I grow?

Further to my previous post on this (here) Ive now got a slightly better version done:

Im pleased to see Im not quite so widescreen now.

This one however, takes the biscuit and had me chuckling away for a good ten minutes:

And yes, that does say Kavos 07 on the briefcase.

Sad isnt it.

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