I really shouldn't be posting this...

Hah, that got you intrigued didn't it. Sorry, I enticed you in under false pretences. I could make something up, like, I really shouldn't be posting this because -

- they'll find me
- i might let slip where the loot is
- i hacked into this blog and its not really mine

Actually, the truth is even more dull. If I write a post, then I'll be in trouble of not living up to my laziest blogger nomination. Not that one additional post to add to my, oooh 4 or so is it, in the last 4 months. Mind you, I guess I've done the world a small favour. Just think, if I'd been posting more frequently theres a (miniscule) possibility that lots of people who should be working would be spending a minute or so reading it. Maybe one of those would have been a call centre worker, away from their phone. In turn some poor person could have been waiting on hold for longer than necessary. Then their phone bill arrives and its £2.37 more due to the higher call rates. Naturally, this is outside of their budget. Panic. Suddenly the food bill has to be trimmed. Hunger follows. But the mortgage has to be paid, so the shortfall is made up to stop starving. Mortgage is missed. Debt collectors arrive. Homeless. One more person needing shelter and charity and social security.

So you see, really its a good thing that Ive not been posting. That and they're usually as crap as this.