If theres too much crime, in your neighbourhood...
....who you gonna call???

Um, Kate Moss it seems.

Inadvertently, she appears to have given us a solution for how to reduce crime rates. Apparently, since she moved into her new 'hood the residents feel alot safer because of the heightened security, constant paparazzi, bodyguards and increased police presence.

So, why not use this as a crime prevention model across the whole of the UK. Gordon could pass some kind of law making it compulsory for celebreties to relocate, ensuring they are spread out in every town and county....a kind of Kate Moss ripple effect.
Each town would be flooded with private security, police, photographers and so on, warding off would be ne'er-do-wells, and, voila....our nation is safe once more from the perils of the wannabe criminal.

Of course, there would need to be very tight controls kept on who was relocated and where, so that as soon as their celebrity status starts to dip, we can move another one in (keeping, oh, I dont know, Westlife, as the would be crime prevention icons of somewhere might have the opposite effect)

In time, we might even look upon the name Moss-side with an altogether different recollection.